Upcoming Special Events

Feb 3, 4, 5, 10, 11*, 12
The Dixie Swim Club

Chicken Comedy Feb 25
Jimmy McHugh

Mar 9, 10, 11, 16, 17*, 18
So There Was this Rat

Chicken Comedy March 24
Vince Maranto

Mar 30 - 31
Who Hung Helmsley?

Chicken Comedy April 14
Ken Savara

Jun 5, 6, 12, 13, 19*, 20
The Man with the
Plastic Sandwich

July 10, 11, 17, 18, 24*, 25
You're a Good Man,
Charlie Brown

Aug 7, 8, 14, 15, 21*, 22
The Last Romance

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Join us in celebrating our 20th Dinner Theater Season!

Memories Dinner Theater is the perfect way to experience an entertaining and relaxing afternoon or evening out. Forget about traffic jams, expensive parking structures, or rushing through dinner to make it from the restaurant to the theater on time.

At Memories, it’s an easy ride up Hwy 43 to ample, complimentary parking. Once inside, you’ll be personally welcomed by Memories’ owners and directed to your table, where you can relax, get comfortable, and let us take care of you.

Dinner Theater tickets cost only $30 and include:
 »
salad
 » rolls
 » unlimited buffet dinner
 » coffee, tea, and milk
 » delectable dessert served during intermission
 » captivating performance that will be sure to delight

Whether you are joining us for an evening show or a matinee, a full bar is always available, so feel free to arrive early for a cocktail, or sip a nightcap as the show winds to an end. All taxes and gratuities are included in the ticket price. Show-only tickets are also available for $17.

Our dinner theater schedule offers a variety of shows to suit every theater buff, from comedies to dramas, musicals to audience-interactive murder mysteries, so keep checking back for the latest lineup!

A unique and reasonably priced event like this is truly a treasured find in the Milwaukee area. We look forward to having you join us!

2011-2012 Memories Dinner Theater Info

Spring 2012

Feb 3, 4, 5, 10, 11*, 12, 2012

The Dixie Swim Club
Comedy by Jones, Hope, & Wooten

The Dixie Swim Club is the story of five southern women, friends for years through their college swim team. Each August, they meet at the same beach cottage to catch up, laugh, and meddle in each other's lives. As the next 33 years unfold, these women increasingly rely on one another to get through the challenges (men, sex, marriage, parenting, divorce, aging) life flings at them. When fate throws a wrench into one of their lives, these friends rally 'round their own with strength and love that takes this comedy in a poignant and surprising direction.

Buffet Dinner Menu:
Spinach salad with bacon dressing, Corn meal muffins, Country Fried Steak with gravy, Pulled Pork, Sweet Potatoes, Baked Wild Rice, Vegetable blend, Fluff, Bread Pudding

Purchase Tickets Now: Dinner and Show $30, Show-Only $17

Call for tickets 262-284-6850

*Online Ticket Sales available til 11:30 pm Thursday prior to each weekend.  After that time, please call Memories directly at 262-284-6850 for availability.

*Matinee on second Saturday of run
Performance Times are:

  • Friday evenings: Doors open 5:45 pm, Dinner 6:30 pm, Show 7:45 pm
  • Saturday matinees (2nd Sat. only): Doors open 11:45 am, Dinner 12:30 pm, Show 1:45 pm
  • Saturday evenings: Doors open 5:45 pm, Dinner 6:30 pm, Show 7:45 pm
  • Sunday matinees: Doors open 11:45 am, Dinner 12:30 pm, Show 1:45 pm

To make reservations or purchase a season ticket, call Memories at (262) 284-6850

March 9, 10, 11, 16, 17*, 18, 2012

So There Was this Rat
Comedy by Judith Sapperstein and Gary Murway

Myra Guthrie has lost her mother, and invited her father, Virgil, to come to live with her and her husband. Upon moving in, Virgil makes a new friend. The two of them decide they'veworked hard their whole lives, and now that they are in their 70s it's time for some fun, and the mischief meter goes way up! Myra is at her wits' end when suddenly tragedy strikes, and her Daddy re-emerges into the strong man she always knew she could count on.

Buffet Dinner Menu:
Caesar Salad, Dinner Rolls, Beef Stroganoff, Grilled Salmon, Parmesan Potatoes, Buttered Noodles, Vegetable Blend, Fluff, Spice Cake

Purchase Tickets Now: Dinner and Show $30, Show-Only $17

Call for tickets 262-284-6850

*Online Ticket Sales available til 11:30 pm Thursday prior to each weekend.  After that time, please call Memories directly at 262-284-6850 for availability.

*Matinee on second Saturday of run
Performance Times are:

  • Friday evenings: Doors open 5:45 pm, Dinner 6:30 pm, Show 7:45 pm
  • Saturday matinees (2nd Sat. only): Doors open 11:45 am, Dinner 12:30 pm, Show 1:45 pm
  • Saturday evenings: Doors open 5:45 pm, Dinner 6:30 pm, Show 7:45 pm
  • Sunday matinees: Doors open 11:45 am, Dinner 12:30 pm, Show 1:45 pm

To make reservations or purchase a season ticket, call Memories at (262) 284-6850

SEASON EXTRA...
Not included in Season Ticket Package:

March 30 - 31, 2012
Who Hung Helmsley? A grand jury investigation into the bizarre demise of Leon Helmsley.  An Audience-Interactive Murder Mystery by Michael Neville and Jim Iaquinta


Lenora Helmsley, filthy rich real estate magnate, has died under bizarre, if not suspicious, circumstances. A grand jury is being convened to determine whether the death is murder, suicide or accidental; whether anyone else was involved in causing the death accidentally or with malice aforethought.

You are summoned to be a member of the jury. Or, you may choose to be a witness. Is her personal assistant to fault, perhaps her disgruntled ex-business partner, possibly the purveyor of the exotic love contraptions she loved, or maybe her jilted ex-lover, a business rival she crushed? Or could it possibly be laid at the paws of the pooch she left millions to? The hearing dates are set so don't miss out on the fun of what is sure to be the Trial of the Century, or of the Decade, ...at least of the Season.

Cast includes Lori Minneti [Baggage, Murder at the Howard Johnson's, Audition for Murder, Memories Are Made of This], Jim Iaquinta [Last of the Red Hot Lovers,A Gift for You, A Bench in the Sun, Audition for Murder, Memories Are Made of This], Kelly Pierce [A Gift for You, Audition for Murder],Ted Tyson [Memories Are made of This] Progressive Dinner and Show begins at 6:30 pm

Tickets just $25
Purchase Tickets Now

Call for tickets 262-284-6850

*Online Ticket Sales available til 11:30 pm Thursday prior to each weekend.  After that time, please call Memories directly at 262-284-6850 for availability.

To make reservations or purchase a season ticket, call Memories at (262) 284-6850

April 20, 21, 22, 27, 28*, 29, 2012

The Odd Couple- Female Version
Comedy by Neil Simon

This famous update of his classic starts with a group of women playing their weekly game of Trivial Pursuit at the apartment of Olive Madison, a divorcee who freely admits to being a slob. Late to arrive is Florence Unger, a stickler for detail who would try the patience of a saint, and who has unfortunately just become separated from her husband. As life would have it, the slob and the fuss-budget decide to room together, finding even the best of friends can make the worst of roommates.

Buffet Dinner Menu:
Strawberry Salad, Dinner Rolls, Chicken Marsala, Roast Beef, Wild Rice, Twice Baked Potatoes, Vegetable Blend, Fluff, Oreo Torte

Purchase Tickets Now: Dinner and Show $30, Show-Only $17

Call for tickets 262-284-6850

*Online Ticket Sales available til 11:30 pm Thursday prior to each weekend.  After that time, please call Memories directly at 262-284-6850 for availability.

*Matinee on second Saturday of run
Performance Times are:

  • Friday evenings: Doors open 5:45 pm, Dinner 6:30 pm, Show 7:45 pm
  • Saturday matinees (2nd Sat. only): Doors open 11:45 am, Dinner 12:30 pm, Show 1:45 pm
  • Saturday evenings: Doors open 5:45 pm, Dinner 6:30 pm, Show 7:45 pm
  • Sunday matinees: Doors open 11:45 am, Dinner 12:30 pm, Show 1:45 pm

To make reservations or purchase a season ticket, call Memories at (262) 284-6850

SUMMER 2012 - LETS DO LUNCH SERIES

Let’s do Lunch Weekday Matinee Series
(Subject to rights availability)

Tuesday* & Wednesday Afternoons:

  • Delicious Plated Dinner & Theater in the Round Show Just $30
  • Show-Only: $17
  • Doors open: 11:45 am
  • Dinner at 12:30 pm
  • Show at 1:45 pm

*New This year: One Evening Performance on the 3rd Tuesday of each Run- Dates with both matinee and evening performances are denoted with *

  • Doors Open 5:45 pm
  • Dinner at 6:30 pm
  • Show at 7:45 pm

June 5, 6, 12, 13, 19*, 20, 2012

The Man with the Plastic Sandwich
A Comedy by Roger Karshner

Fired after twenty years, Walter Price encounters three provocative characters while contemplating his options on a park bench: Ellie, a high spirited ingenue representing hope; Haley, a distinguished hobo representing wisdom; and Lenore, a hooker who represents reality.

"You will laugh until your sides feel as if they will burst, until your eyes begin to water, until you are sure that one more clever line or witty exchange will send you into a laughing fit from which you may never recover." - The Chicago Sun Times.

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July 10, 11, 17, 18, 24*, 25, 2012

You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown
Based on the comic strip “Peanuts” by Charles M. Schulz
Musical by Clark Gesner


An average day in the life of the loveable Charlie Brown. Follow along with the cast of characters you’ve loved since you were a kid- Peppermint Patty, Lucy, Linus, Schroeder, Sally, and of course Charlie Brown’s loveable pooch Snoopy. Relive all the classic Charlie Brown moments, from anxiously awaiting the arrival of a Valentine’s Day Card to the tense moments on the pitcher’s mound. All set to a gleeful score. Great for all ages!

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August 7, 8, 14, 15, 21*, 22, 2012

The Last Romance
Romantic Comedy by Joe DiPietro

A crush can make anyone feel young again- even a widower named Ralph. One day, Ralph decides to take a different path on his routine daily walk—one that leads him to an unexpected second chance at love. Relying on a renewed boyish charm, Ralph attempts to woo the elegant, but distant, Carol. Defying Carol's reticence—and his lonely sister's jealousy—Ralph embarks on the trip of a lifetime, and regains a happiness that seemed all but lost.

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January 11, 1959, I met my husband at Weiler’s Log Cabin Ballroom. He was out with his boyfriend an I was out with my girlfriend. We celebrated our 47th Wedding Anniversary this past June 24th. Now my husband and I are enjoying the Dinner Theater, and also the Great Chicken Comedies. It would be nice if we are both here in 2011 to celebrate our 50th here at Memories. Thank you for the Great Memories! Gene & Judy P.

Memories' rich and diverse history is what inspired its name. Click here for the history of Memories, and to
read some of the memories that have been shared with us.

 

 

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